Thursday, November 11, 2010

Girls Who Don't Sleep.

It's all too often that the girl sits and thinks. The problem with this is that it's very bad timing. Her brain seems to think that the time to think is at one in the morning. If only the girl could be paid for such thinking. The other problem with this thinking is that it is useless thoughts that will never be put to use. (oh haha yes what a contradiction) She thinks about how she like that person's smile and how creepy she is. Yes, it's how she sometimes likes to think about smiles but don't worry she then gets weirded out by these thoughts of smiles, but that doesn't stop her from doing it again later on. Then she gets confused. Because the world is all too confusing.
She once was sitting in bed thinking about how she is really good at not ever getting a man. It is almost as if she has one of those talking bubbles above her head that they use in comic books and in it, it reads: Do not approach me good looking men of the area! I only accept weirdos who ask me if my shoes come in women's sizes! (Of course she doesn't really have one of those but she pretends she does so that she feels a little bit better about herself).
She also wishes that the things she thought would actually come true. It is possible, they can come true, but often times they make more sense at one in the morning and not so much in the early afternoon, when they would actually come to play. SUCH AS: What's the matter with drawing someone a picture and leaving it on the table where you sit so that the person who works there gets it. It would be a HILARIOUS comic of a girl with red glasses with a talk bubble that says, "Hey man, I'm not weird at all I just think you are cool. Let's maybe hang out sometime." And then at the lower right hand of the HILARIOUS comic it would read the girl's number and say: hey maybe if you get this you could text me, unless you think it's weird then don't text me. Schweet man. Good night. I like your hats. (To be honest this can all come back to haunt me. JK it can't because it's all fictional and there is also a delete button on blogs).
Sometimes, and actually most of the time, she thinks this thought....Wouldn't life be so much easier if humans weren't so weird? If you are curious to know the answer, well here it is: The answer is yes. Why? Because then maybe we could just approach a human being and say, "Hey, you are cool, I might like you. I like your smile and such. Here's my number." Guess what that is? That is what a weird person would say, but in all actuality.. it is normal becuase that is what most human beings are thinking in their head.
This is fiction. -Girl Who Wears Red Glasses.

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